The Magic Kingdom...

I have always been a disneyland lover. But I love it even more when you get to go with little ones and watch their eyes light up as early as the parking lot at the thought of going to this magical place. Merry Christmas Marz Family.

Is it bad these are the kinds of things I find entertaining these days?

I want one of these for Christmas. It even comes with the following story...

The Ileum
And the Ostomy
As told by Colin the Colon

This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).

When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.

The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!

This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
The Ostomy!

Its only appropriate...

To wish you a Beary Merry Christmas!! One of these days I will be able to top this card and provide you with a new but equally exciting picture of me.

Headline of the day:

"Adam Lambert says he acts the way he does because he used to be fat"

So to all those who used to be fat (like me) - feel free to act however you want.

Last week I had a homeless patient. And he was also a songwriter. Some of the songs he wrote in the hospital were entitled:

"Only the bad dreams come true"
"Love is for losers"
"Infection"

I was lucky enough that he was willing to share his talents with me and I got to hear one of these songs. It made me miss handing out bus tokens to my homeless friends in P-town. For any of you who don't know me and think I am mocking homelessness right now... I'm so not. Seriously these people are my friends :)

Twice today I have considered putting my fist through a wall. Once when I was talking to the credit card lady on the phone... and a second time when watching the biggest loser. I am either full of rage or just really passionate about life.

I have a test tomorrow... and my book is still in its shrink wrap... and yet here I am taking the time to tell you this. Don't worry guys I swear I will still make a good nurse.