Remember how I graduate in less than four months? Cause I do. And its going to be great.

I was told I had to blog this...

My newest little man was born a couple weeks back. His name is Ryan. I love him. I watched him be born and saw him before his parents did. That pretty much makes me his favorite. Ryan... welcome to the world!! I'm glad I get to be your favorite aunt :)

Signing off...

This is me signing off til May. See you on the flip side of the worst semester ever.

The Magic Kingdom...

I have always been a disneyland lover. But I love it even more when you get to go with little ones and watch their eyes light up as early as the parking lot at the thought of going to this magical place. Merry Christmas Marz Family.

Is it bad these are the kinds of things I find entertaining these days?

I want one of these for Christmas. It even comes with the following story...

The Ileum
And the Ostomy
As told by Colin the Colon

This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).

When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.

The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!

This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
The Ostomy!

Its only appropriate...

To wish you a Beary Merry Christmas!! One of these days I will be able to top this card and provide you with a new but equally exciting picture of me.

Headline of the day:

"Adam Lambert says he acts the way he does because he used to be fat"

So to all those who used to be fat (like me) - feel free to act however you want.