Teacher: "I know a lot of you have been sick and if you have the swine flu I just need a doctors note saying that you might have it and that you can't come to school anymore. Whatever grade you get on your test I will just forgive..."

Sam: "Seriously? I have to have the swine flu?"

I love being an aunt.

Two things have made me feel old this week.

1. That my taxes were actually complicated. What happened to the days where I only had one W2 from my summer job?

2. That I have friends of 20 years. I was talking to Vicki tonight and we realized that we became friends 20 years ago and we can remember it!

The problem with getting into nursing school mid sememster is that you lose all motivation to get anything but a C.