I want one of these for Christmas. It even comes with the following story...
The Ileum
And the Ostomy
As told by Colin the Colon
This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).
When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.
The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!
This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
The Ostomy!
And the Ostomy
As told by Colin the Colon
This epic saga recounts the journey of our hero, Feceus. We begin near the end of our hero’s passage, in Ileum (the small intestines).
When Feceus tries in vain to reach the outside world via the rectum, he finds his way is blocked. He valiantly fights his way into the colon but can get no further.
The clever Feceus takes his mighty scalpel and severs the colon in twain! He then takes the end and pushes it through the abdominal wall to create a new exit into the world!
This new exit became known as the Stoma in this tale,
The Ostomy!
1 comment:
I will read this story to my children at night. It's so heartwarming it brought a tear to my eye.
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