Thursday, January 3, 2008

I write poetry...

So this poem stemmed from Vicki's theme of the new year... find a mate in 2008. When one in the morning rolls around the theme turns into a poem that makes you laugh harder than you ever thought possible. So here is what Vicki, Natalie, Tyler and I came up with for our ode to 2008.

Need to find some bait
to locate a date named Nate
from what state? Connecticate
to be your eternal mate
to take you through heavens gate
and honeymoon destinate in Kuwait
and get a great hotel rate
in 2008
it is your fate
its going to be great
otherwise your too late
competitors we must hate and annihilate
like Shareston and Kate
by making them gain weight
because of what they ate (poo)
no longer will they be a candidate
(because they ate poo)

6 comments:

Ali said...

Might I recommend you not share this love poem with any potential mates (Nate or otherwise) until you leave the temple doors.

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Bart and Kellie said...

I love it! You guys are very funny... reminds me of all the wonderful odes written in the past. You guys are hilarious!

jen said...

this is fabulous. nice work. amazing things can happen after midnight :). i think you should consider making it a rap song. just a thought.

Colin M said...

Kendal was telling me about your blog... and i love it your so funny!!!

Lindsay Griffeth said...

I'm sure this was one of those moments where you were just in a laughing mood.

Totally agree with Ali. We'll save this for when you get back from the honeymoon.