HOW CAN ANYONE RESIST THIS FACE...

I WAS NOT EVEN AT THIS TRUNK OR TREAT FUNCTION BUT SERIOUSLY... I HAVE THE CUTEST NEPHEW EVER.

The World's Heaviest Man

For those of you who happened to come to house sometime last fall... you probably watched a documentary on this guy cause I found him facinating. Anywho... I saw an article that he got married. Thought you would all want to see this info too. Cause its a little disturbing.

MONTERREY, Mexico (Oct. 27) - The world's heaviest man has tied the knot.
Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico.
'I Have a Wife'

http://news.aol.com/health/article/700-pound-man-marries-in-mexico/226880?icid=100214839x1212285118x1200727396

Manuel Uribe, who was once named the world's heaviest man, got married on Sunday in Mexico. In 2006, Uribe, 43, tipped the scales at 1,230 pounds. He's since lost 550 pounds. Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick.
He later broke into tears as a notary declared the couple husband and wife in a civil ceremony attended by more than 400 guests. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad.
A popular local norteno band played accordion-heavy tunes at the reception, which featured a banquet of meat and buttered vegetables.
Uribe's mother, Orquedia Garza, said the groom steered clear of the five-tier wedding cake.
"He didn't break his diet," she told The Associated Press. "His doctors are here and they are watching him very closely." The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico. (Oct. 26)
The wedding, which was closed to most media, will be featured in an upcoming Discovery Channel documentary on Uribe, the 43-year-old former mechanic said.
"I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life," Uribe told hordes of reporters earlier as they followed him through the streets of Monterrey.
A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.
Uribe tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds, earning him the Guinness World Record as the world's heaviest man.
He has since shed about 550 pounds with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.
Uribe said he's gunning for a new title: world's greatest weight loser.

call me crazy

Call me crazy but last time i checked it was pretty dangerous to light up your cigarette within a foot of your water heater, your gas powered water heater. You know that one with giant caution signs on it that flammable things such as flames are not good. Yes my neighbors have taken up smoking in their garage. At least they leave the garage door partially opened for some ventilation. So if for some reason you go a while without hearing from me, know that I went up in flames along with the neighbors... Who set up their patio furniture in their garage.

self help books...

So as I was sitting on my butt this morning... I happened to turn on the TV to ABC family. Actually that was no accident, I love ABC family. But Step by Step came on and I was watching the opening credits and was reminded that Christopher Castille is that that show. Please tell me you know who Christopher Castille is. Now I have this fond memory of sitting at the computer in London and finding this book. I gave it to Margaret as a gift and I think she is the person she is today because of it. So for on one cent you can purchase a used copy on amazon. Much cheaper than therapy.

Its worth the $3.99 shipping. Trust me.

GAS STATIONS

What is the point of owning a gas station and keeping it open for business if you are not actually going to sell gas? I hope the owners of the mighty mart across the street take note of this post. Also don't put up signs that your pumps are "out of order" when in fact they are actually just "out of gas"

RETRACTION

I will take back my previous post of quitting blogging and agree to post still... but they may be few and far between. Deal?

consider it considered...

Dear readers/stockers of my blog.

I am sure no one is going to read this cause they think I have dropped out of the blog world, but it is something I am considering. I mean lets get honest. With the little spare time I do have I would rather spend it on my couch watching re-runs of 90210(I can't believe they are trying to remake it) than trying to entertain you with my wit. I mean sure I'm funny and this might be the last line of contact some of you have with me... but I am considering dropping out of blogs. Cause really... if you want to know the random thoughts I have... go to amanda's blog. Cause I think them too. If you want to know what my family is doing... go to my sisters blog. And if you want to know whats in my head just think chemistry... cause its always on my mind. I will let you know either way what I decide.

Love,
Samantha